Shipping Protocol

  • Every piece is packed with precision and purpose. Expect dispatch within 2–5 business days of placing your order.

  • We don’t rush rebellion — but if you need it fast, choose Express Shipping at checkout. Choose wisely.

Carriers of War

We ship through trusted channels: USPS Priority, FedEx, UPS, and DHL for our global insurgents.

  • International Orders
    – UK: USPS or DHL Express
    – All other countries: DHL Express only
    – Customs fees? You cover them.

Responsibility & Risk

  • Once your order is scanned and handed off to the carrier, it’s out of our hands.

  • We are not responsible for late arrivals, missing packages, or deliveries marked "delivered" by tracking.

  • Track your order with the number sent to your inbox when your shipment takes flight.

Timelines & Exceptions

  • Orders placed Friday–Sunday process on the next business day.

  • USA holidays don’t count.

  • Delays may occur during holiday chaos, sales surges, or international customs holds.
    Estimated delivery dates are just that — estimates, not promises.

Need to Return or Exchange?

See our [Return & Exchange Policy] — it’s as fierce and final as the rest of us.